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When the World Ends: Or, I Need a New Computer

public-domain-tombstoneThe Death of My Dell

(To skip to the “best laptops for writers” information, scroll to the end.)

It was the 2015-2016 academic year.

I was finishing my MFA program (no biggie), launching a platform, winning NaNoWriMo, writing my thesis, planning and organizing a remodel/addition project in the SF Bay Area (from Maryland), dealing with having four kids grades 6-10 in school for the time in their lives (with very mixed results), endeavoring to submit work on a regular basis, AND working at a job I do not love for what was supposed to be dwindling hours but turned out to be ever-increasing hours.

I was also trying to get a handle on my daughter’s serious and chronic genetic health disorder, finding out the same daughter might also have epilepsy (no firm answer – she’s on watch), suffering from an awful and seemingly endless bout of carpal tunnel (in both wrists, of course), trying to sell a house in an area where houses can sit for years, dealing with packing and a cross-country move, volunteering as a Board member of the library, freelance editing and critiquing  …. The list is almost as long as it seemed like my bout with carpal tunnel was (and sadly is – it’s back). I’ve blocked out the rest.

You get the idea – it was a little busy.public-domain-red-wine

One afternoon, to relax, my husband and I decided to take our work to the screened-in porch. It was a Sunday, a gorgeous fall day, and after researching and making yet another decision on the new house project, we decided to enjoy a glass of red wine while browsing online at various home hardware options. I believe doorknobs were next on the list that day.

My husband brought out our favorite red, poured me a lovely glass, and passed it over to me where I lounged on our patio couch. Then, as only someone with carpal tunnel can do, I lost hold of the glassware and tipped the generous serving straight into the keyboard of my laptop. (This is where the people with carpal tunnel nod sadly in understanding and those without frown a little in confusion.)

Suffice it to say, since that day my poor computer has never been the same.

Even though we’d done our best to dry out the computer right away, it wasn’t enough. It lagged. It crashed. It flashed strange messages. The speakers quit. The mic quit. It stopped liking the internet and stopped liking its own keys. It shut down and refused to turn on, making you think it had committed some kind of cyber suicide only to come back to life a day later. But without the physical or mental time to dedicate to the issue, I ignored it other than the occasional update to my husband.

“Hey hon, my computer is crashing more and more frequently.” Or, “I’m so frustrated. I just lot another revision because of this thing.” And the most repeated, “Honey? Not right now, but soon – probably within a month, if it makes it that far – I’m pretty sure my computer will actually die instead of pulling another Lazarus. Just want to warn you.”

horse_with_blindersI admit it’s not the best technique for dealing with a problem. In fact, I usually advise against it. But this time I tied on the blinders extra tight and just kept plodding along one annoying keystroke at a time. I had too much else to worry about.

And somehow, it made it to this week. It wasn’t pretty, it often involved threats of violence. But in the end, that determined computer lasted a full year. However, it’s reached the point where I can no longer ignore the need to replace the wine-resistant beast. I need a computer that works. Reliably. Not one more file will be lost, I tell you!

So here I am. In the middle of another very busy fall (that house project? STILL GOING ON!) and not in the least bit interested in researching computers. But faced with the reality that to survive as a writer one really does need a computer, I needed to take action. And so…

I am on a mission to find the best laptop for writers.

To simplify the processpublic-domain-laptop-writer, I’ve been reading reviews of computers like tomorrow is their last day on earth. And not just regular reviews – reviews that provide thoughts on the best laptops for writers.

In the spirit of sharing found knowledge, I want to share a list of reviews out of the millions (okay dozens) of reviews for computers made in/for 2016 that have been deemed “for writers.”

I can’t vouch for these other than to say yes, I read them and they do exist. Whether or not the information is accurate/valid/reliable? I cannot say. I can say I know more now than I did before reading them, and without these articles I would be drooling in a corner overwhelmed by the options.

Without further ado, here is the whittled-down list of reviews of best laptops for writers in 2016:

Plus… I wouldn’t feel right without including a link to this forum on Writer’s Digest where writers chime in from all over to share their opinions about “the best” laptop for writers.

After all of that (and more, so much more) research, I’ve decided there is no “best laptop,” only the best laptop for you. Personally, I’m leaning toward a Lenovo. Just not sure which one. Yet more research is required, I suppose (will it never cease?!).

Tomorrow is the deadline I set for myself, and I’ll post an update about which I choose and why after I’ve gotten to know it a little.

What about you? Have you ever lost a computer? Are you in the market now for any reason, not just wine-related incidents? Please share your thoughts on the best laptops for writers!